I've been riding for over thirty years. And I've always looked after the bike properly.
Saturday in the shed, the bucket, the hose, the bike wash, the chamois and a pile of old rags. A good two hours before she was ready for the Sunday ride.
Nothing wrong with a proper wash. I still do one. But not after every single ride.
The trouble is, the bike doesn't stay clean for long. A run up the coast and the screen's covered in bugs. A dirt road and there's a film of dust over the tank. Park it in the garage for a fortnight and you can write your name in it.
My wife had a few of these grey cloths for the shower glass. One day I grabbed one, wet it under the tap and gave the tank a wipe.
No bike wash. No bucket. Just water.
I'll be honest, I didn't expect much. I've seen plenty of "miracle" cleaning gear come and go.
But I was wrong. Here's what I found and why I now keep three of these for the bike alone.